“We do not remember days; we remember moments. ”

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HEY HELLO PEOPLE!

Time check: 1:o5pm.

zzzzz. Which means I only slept for 3 bloody hours before my mummy woke me up to go market with her and aunt and fat lil cuzzie. (:

Alright, I was grumpy in the morning but turn back to normal sooon after.
Bought my smarties ice cream, indo maggie and also a bottle of hair dye. Yeah yeah, I'm gonna get my hair dyed by today and before visiting Desmond i guess. The colour is way darker than my previous coloured hair, hopefully it'll turn out nice uh. =D

Well well well, GUESS WHAT I DID JUST A MINUTE AGO?! (:
I cooked lunch!! (:
I cooked 2 veggie, yong tau foo and cook Dark soy sauce chilli ginger chicken with mummy.
I'm a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GIRL today! Yeah! (:
I feeeel good lah. When she teach she wont nag, that's the good thing. (:

Hehe, Gonna get my hair dyed within 1/2 an hr lo. Seeya ppl!
I'll be back to update after visiting mark lee and meet up with my lovely sec2 classmates ltr!! (:

till then,

oh oh oh! before that,
I want this hairrrrrrrrr! I'm gonna grow my hair longer!! (:
Ahhh, nice ribbon! nice hoodie! ROARRRRRR!


LOVES,
IVY!
i still want my belly piercing! ):

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OMG! what the heck they did to my Orlando bloom?
#$%^&*(%$#@#$%^&*&^%$##$%^& !!!!!!!

WTH! Lol.

Time check: 4:10 Am.

Yawn, needa wake up at 8am ltr. Shall see uh. LOL!

LOVES,
IVY

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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed lah!

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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: 'Do you have color TV?'
Salesgirl: 'Yes!'
Ah Beng: 'Give me a green one, please.'

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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address, etc.

Then he comes to the column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of
the
question.

After much thought, he writes 'Yes'.

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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng: 'What is that shiny object?'
Salesgirl: 'That's a thermo flask.'
Ah Beng: 'What does it do?'
Salesgirl: 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'
Ah Beng: 'I'll buy it.'


The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask.
Boss: 'What is that shiny object?'
Ah Beng: 'It's a thermo flask.'
Boss: 'What does it do?'
Ah Beng: 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'
Boss: 'What do you have in it?'
Ah Beng: '2 cups of coffee and 1 cup of ice-cream.'

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After photocopying documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the
original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.

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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number eleven (11) on the phone.

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Ah Beng has just bought a new computer and was using it.

When he encountered some problems, he decided to use the 'Help' command
after some tries.

Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer
for
support.

Ah Beng: 'I pressed the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over
half-an-hour and still nobody come and help me lah?!'

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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears

and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lah...

but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked
up the iron and stuck it to my ear lah.'

'Oh dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But what happened to the
other ear?'

Ah Beng answered, 'That stupid dumbo called back lah!!!'

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Ah Beng talked to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei
and Las Vegas ?'

Operator: 'Just a minute...'
Ah Beng: 'Thank you ah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

'It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it,' Ah Beng brags.
'5 MONTHS? That's too long,' the friend exclaims.

'You are a fool,' Ah Beng replies. 'See the box - it is written
FOR 4 - 7 YRS.'

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At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
'JOHNIE WALKER, SINGLE.'
And his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.'
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR?'

Ah Beng replies, 'TAN AH BENG, MARRIED lah.'

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Hello,

I'm lazy to update this few days. Pardon me for that.
Alright, 1st thing I saw when I login my msn.

AVENGED SEVENFOLD, A7X COMING TO SINGAPORE! AHAH!
SSEE SEEE SEEE, EVIDENT!
ANDRIEL WILL BE GOD DAM HAPPY UH. LOL!

Put is aside, roar, another friend got into hosp. ZZZ. Get well soooon. Lol.
Hey, I'm lazy to type more. Cya ppl again! I mean, sooooon. (:

Reminder to self
26/9 (Friday) - Acc mummy to KK for app, coaching Kelvin for emaths, Serene's bdae, celebration in Gary's place.
27/9 (Saturday) - Helping hands @Kovan, IITSC. Ian bdae celebration.
28/9 (Sunday) - Paternal grandma birthday.
29/9 (Monday) - Stayover in Dono's place
30/9 (Tuesday) - KBOX with 2EE classmates maybe.

04/10 (Saturday) - Prize thingy. (Anyone free to acc me to plaza sing?)
10/10 (Friday) - Kevin's work party (Lin, Dono &TS invited!!)
15/10 (Wednesday) - Spencer's chalet
16/10 (Thursday) - Pre-sem talk @2pm.

o1/11 (Saturday) - Nic's work, 10am- 10pm.

4-7/12 (Thurs - Sun) Standard Chartered Job, TPSU.

LOVES.
IVY!

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• Zhenxiang: Hey hey! (: Helloooo! HAPPY NSING OKAYE! (:
• TS: Yeah, updated lah.
  

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Reminder to self
26/9 (Friday) - Acc mummy to KK for app, coaching Kelvin for emaths, Serene's bdae, celebration in Gary's place.
27/9 (Saturday) - Helping hands @Kovan, IITSC. Ian bdae celebration.
28/9 (Sunday) - Paternal grandma birthday.
29/9 (Monday) - Stayover in Dono's place
30/9 (Tuesday) - KBOX with 2EE classmates maybe.

04/10 (Saturday) - Prize thingy.
10/10 (Friday) - Kevin's work party (Lin, Dono &TS invited!!)
15/10 (Wednesday) - Spencer's chalet
16/10 (Thursday) - Pre-sem talk @2pm.

o1/11 (Saturday) - Nic's work, 10am- 10pm.

4-7/12 (Thurs - Sun) Standard Chartered Job, TPSU.

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BOOO!
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY SERENE TAN AH SHANG!!!!

CHEEERS! (:

WOOOOOT! FINALLY 17th after so long!! WEI WEI! HOPE YOU GOT A HAPPY AND WONDERFUL BDAY ALRIGHT!? (:

WAIT! I SHALL GIVE YOU 3 WISHES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! PLS DON'T TELL YOUR WISHES TO ANYONE OKAYE! WISH HARD!
EVERLASTING WITH CWK! (:

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edited.
Stupid soohou went around copying ppl's msn nick and pic.
Pink wordings = me.
Blue wordings = WONG SOOHOU, my real bloood biao jiu(complicated family tree thou)

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LOVES,
IVY!

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• Spencer: Thank you uh. hahahha. zzz, emo emo emo, go die lah.
  
• Yaping: Ahahah! 3rd oct?! what date is that?! *scratch head thoroughly*
• TS: Oh thank you uh, 1:15AM now &you're reminding me all these shits. sorry, not working! Try harder! AHAHAHHA!
  

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i guess i know whose voice is it now. imy seriously (:

ROAR!

Back home! (;

Woke up at 9 again, saw Kevin's msg saying Martin discharged today.
Since he stayed near me, I went back to bed.
Get prepared after makan my fat yummy chicken rice.
Reached his place and found out that he lived in the same condo as LANCEY!
Haha! Hillside mansion! Ahaha! Went there a couple of times le lo. LOL!
I shall call him when I go over for gathering next tym. Haha.
Anw, he doesn't look like he did an operation lah. zzz, only a plaster on his jawline but he still look weak. GET WELL SOON! (:

After visiting him, acc Lin&Dono to wisma then fep to get Dono's friend prezzie, starbucks &ding tai feng. ZZZ! I must learn to stop spending uh. Uber broke lah!

*Stressing in progress*
How to survive for the coming activities?
- Gary's place, food.
- Ian's bday, drinks.
- KBOX with friends(thou I dun sing)
- Pressie.
- Food.
*HEADACHE*

LOL! Lin&Dono are 2 rich kid lah! Shop shop shop, eat eat eat, sign sign sign. &nv get broke!(maybe once or what la) haha! Card confiscated, no more nets& no more transfer to friends &Only allowance now. I'm a sad girl. ): Roar! SADED ):

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TEMP JOB/ EVENT JOB!
PLS PLS! OR MORE PHOTOSHOOT! ):

Busyyyyy week now! ):

Reminder to self
26/9 (Friday) - Acc mummy to KK for app, coaching Kelvin for emaths, Serene's bdae, celebration in Gary's place.
27/9 (Saturday) - Helping hands @Kovan, IITSC. Ian bdae celebration.
28/9 (Sunday) - Paternal grandma birthday.
30/9 (Tuesday) - KBOX with 2EE classmates maybe.

15/10 (Wednesday) - Spencer's chalet
16/10 (Thursday) - Pre-sem talk @2pm.

o1/11 (Saturday) - Nic's work, 10am- 10pm.

4-7/12 (Thurs - Sun) Standard Chartered Job, TPSU.

LOVES,
IVY!

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• Passerby: Hello, erm. It is in OLE. (:
  

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I miss that voice, omg.
Who the hell is that anyway? =/

Fine, I'm real bored. Pizza came late, can't meet up with friends.
BORED! and found something to do, Ahmad's adv and crappy notes.

Saw this in someone's blog so no harm doing since I'm shitty dam bored.
X)

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Goood morning!!

Surprise to see me awake at this tym uh. Yawn.
Woke up at 9am just now, received Kevin's msg, msged Lin &co and decided not to go visit Martin. Rest day for him. We're going tmr anw. Roar, i'm feeling dam shitty these few days i duno why.

Walking around and feel weak all of a sudden, lose appetite easily and all. zzzz. Not pms. zzz.
Wth man. Too much things to handle and stuff. One prob gone and here comes the another one.
I feels like taking a 5 sometimes but yeah, controlling and all. zzz. fuck uh.

Update ltr,
going dinner with npconcc ltr(:

Loves,
lvy.
imy.

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Roar, I miss this song. Classic.

Hotel California - Eagles

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
’please bring me my wine’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

Someone sing to me? Roar, (:

Well, goodnight all. Gonna visit Bradpitt tmr.
Night nights!

LOVES,
IVY!
You left me a deep impression of you, how do i get rid of it. IMY.

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Hellooo.

Woke up early and went back to bed again.
Kelvin called at 2 and said that he might be busy so I dun have to teach him today.
Received Kevin's msg and Lin called. Planned to head to Sgh to visit Martin after my mother came home from KK. zzz. wth, they came home late and I needa clear housechores.
By the time i finished clearing, it was 7odd already. No point going so stayed at home instead.

Slack slack slack slack slack, and i'm basically doing nothing but watching my best friend's girl, stomp the yard and taiwan drama; hotshot.

I'm craving for icy cold avocado juice and honeydrew! (:

Roar, I duno what to do now.
zzz

Okaye, time to change my skin. I'm still editing it. So yeah. Stay tuned for new skin. (:

edited.
OMG, my mother want my bro to learn piano. wth, not fair! I can't learn dancing. ROAR! On the lighter note, I think my bro should learn drum instead &he could taught me how to play! (:
Pianist is too common now. Ahaha(:

LOVES,
IVY!
Ps, get well soon everyone. (:

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Ah, what happened this month?! Cursed or what?
Why is everyone going in and out of the hospital?!
Firstly, little cussie
Secondly, neighbour.
Now, Martin.
zzzzz.

Saw Kevin's msg in the morning and I woke up immediately.
Wth, I duno why I panic too. zzz. Stay awake for quite some time and couldn't go back to bed.
Msg msg msg and boom, fall sleep again. Woke up at 4pm and get prepared. Found out that my neighbour is gonna have operation so I went over to visit him in KK. I got irritated when I reached. Who the hell told me he is gonna have operation uh. WTH. He could still walk and take french fries lah, only that his stomach is in pain. zzz. He is not gonna have operation or what lo. ZZZ! Okaye, Chit chat with his mother and head off to SGH. Got lost in outram and heading aimlessly till I saw Lin and co. Visited Martin, half of his face is swollen. EK! Joke and all, he couldn't laugh. Ahaha. His jaw hurts if he do so, well it is really funny lah. Birthday coming soon but no solid food for 2 mths. How sad.
Get well sooon to everyone whom I know that is in hospital now!!

Well, lazy to type on.
Gonna wake up early, be a good daughter and do some housechores.
Teach Kelvin and maybe go hosp again tmr. Night nights all! (:

LOVES,
IVY.
Ps, wth is wrong with you? dam it. fuckface all. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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• Luqman: Haha, nvm lah. Still you know what post I'm referring yah? (: More shooting! More easy money!
  

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Yah, what comes around goes around.
Fucking screw up phrase but it is fucking true.
Yes, no feelings. yah, more and more.
Fucked up by all these lah..

One more time if I will to witness it, sorry.
I'll go all out. Friendship gone, everything gone.

Time to make some real changes. ASS!

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Alright alright alright.

Went out the whole day ytd.
Reached school at 2.30pm for photoshoot.
Supposed to reach at 1pm but I got delayed by my mother to take lunch first.
Done with shooting and got 50 again! (:

Head off to Suntec for Games Conventional Singapore! WOOT! Shiok!
RED ALERT 3 IS OUT! && IT IS ONLINE GAME!
wooot! Can't wait to get it.. and this is my only pro-est game I played.
Somewhat Lin and co got a game card and they exchanged a goodie bad and Idunowhatyoucallthat-panda. (: Horny little panda ok. hahahha! Inner secret! BLAHS! =P
Spent my money in Sakae and yum yum! I ate hell lots of food and I'm still not full. Something went wrong in my stomach i guess. AHAHA! (:

Dinner done and we head over to pasir ris park, it was 1120plus already. Told my parents im at cityhall. Approx time to reach home=35mins. Yes, 35 mins left to celebrate Spencer's bdae and back home. Sang bdae song, disturbed, and Ivan&ahmad came over with 42 below vodka. (:
Tried passion fruit and kiwi. SHIOK! Next drinking session, someone pls buy passion fruit and we share it okaye? (: IM GLAD I LEFT EARLY, Yes, im very glad.

Back home, same old thing lah, quarrel again and went to bed.
Woke up late, prepared and heading out.
Quarrel again and I got really pissed and angry so I stayed at home.
Sorry kevin, luqman and ts. REALLY!
They spammed my phone to make sure I wake up and go for 98.0FM Amazing race station.
So sorry. Forgive me okaye? (:

& now, gonna go prepare and head off to plaza sing for dinner with lin and co again! (:

BLOG LTR! (:

LOVES.
IVY!

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• Colin: erm. yeah?
• Serene: HEY! SMILE MORE(: Ahahah, I wore my heineken top ytd, they called me heineken girl all the way to the end of shoot. Dam irritating.
• Simin: Small feet = disadvantage. my feet= just nice. BE JEALOUS!
• ? : erm, SGD49.90. Anw, you can get it cheaper online http://shoesstation.blogspot.com'
• Ts: (: yes, 30over miss calls. Im shocked. Now I know why I can't receive msges le. ):
  

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YOOHOOOOOOOO!

Can you believe I woke up at 8am in the morning today?
It is all worth it when easy money comes to hand. (:
Photoshoot is easy, grab a lappy from them, sit, snap snap and done!
9Am to 1Pm but somewhat I reached at 10Am and ended at 11.30am.
How shiok! && TADANK! I GOT MY 50 DOLLARS!
And phoooof! It is gone! I finally got my Everlast shoe after so long. (:
The colour isnt the same as the pictures below. Brown lace and slightly more towards brown for the cloth too not white.

&& YEAH! So now we got a Everlast shoe gang?
Alrights, check us out with all Everlast shoe day. (:
Can't wait for another photoshop tmr! Weet weet, come another 50! Woot!
Ops, times up! Gonna watch some movies online.


CIAOS!

LOVES,
IVY!
Ps, I'm gonna change my layout real soooon! ROAR! Messy!

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HELLO!

Yawn, British Counsel Interview went smoothly!
Wish hard X999999999999999999999 that I can get my job. (:
Gonna treat Nelson and Desmond Gordon Blue if I get my job as well as 30 bucks for the sweet machine. Well well well, we'll seee how. HAHAH! (:

Taught Kelvin, my junior, some sec 4 emaths.
It is the first tym I teach someone without throwing my temper at them. Hahaha.
He is super willing to learn so yeah, everything is easy afterall. (:
AHHHHHHHHH! I'm freaking bored now. OKOK! I needa go to bed now. Photoshoot at 9AM tmr. $50 per shoot? SHIOK! If I get the pay, I'll buy the everlast canvas shoe! (:
WOOHOOO! CAN'T WAIT!

WAIT WAIT WAIT, What should I wear? I've got no shoe now!! ):

LOVES,
IVY!

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Current mood: TIRED/ HEADACHE SHITZXCZXC! HAHA!

Hello, back from Chomp chomp! (:

Woke up after TS called me at 10am. Brushed teeth, washed up, talk to mummy, back to room, BOOM! Fell asleep! SO SORRY ALL! (:
Prepared and head off to Vivo for interview about 4pm.
"Sorry, only the hr in centerpoint do interviews" - one of the staff.
Wth, ROAR! Information passed down wrongly, so sorry TS. Made him wait for me from 12pm to 4pm and ended up no interview. ROAR! SORRRRY!
He got fed up and went off to school without us. After awhile, dono received a call from someone saying that D Cup helpers do not have to go down anymore meanwhile I received a sms from Danny that we step over 2 teams so we're already in Finals for D Cup Captain's ball. Okaye, half happy half sian. Called up TS and he said he's going home. So sorry again!!
Walked/ shopped alittle for Dono's hairband & I got myself a Turqoise Gem Hairband while Lin and Dono bought both pink and cream thin hairband.. =D
Photos later.

Well, head off to Chomp chomp from Vivo by bus. SUPER LONG BUS RIDE I TELL YOU!
There's a freaking Pervertic China guy standing behind me. Lin said that he was looking at my legs so she pulled me back to her side. He was laughing and smiling to himself all the way to his stop, this is dam gross lah. After Lin pulled me to her side, that guy moved closer to Lin.
ZZZ, until Dono blocked his way and he shifted back. WTH IS WRONG WITH CHINA MAN! LOL. Ps, I'm biased. Okaye, alighted. haha, and switched bus to Chomp chomp and I sprained my ankle. Alright, it is still painful now. Hopefully It won't be swollen tmr. (: Bless hard.
alighteded again and saw Serangoon Mall! Tony aka my son came into my mind! NTUC! (:
Gave him a surprise and pulled him to Chomp chomp for awhile.
Met Danny, Duke, Simin, Michelle, Kangyan, Siewling, Yufei and Erving. Makan and psycho Desmond and Nelson to come, woot! I WON! AHAHA! Makan halfway, Ahmad came with Jolene. Hahaha. Jolene was somewhat forced to come. HAHAHA! Okie dokie, done with food and went over to Cafe Cartel. Alright, Desserts for them, BREAD FOR ME(: Someone called up Botak who just went to Tekong for Ns, chit chatted with him and started crapping. It was 10pm by then. Slacked all the way to 11pm, camwhore with all and Home sweet home! FREE RIDE YO! YEAH!
Thank you Nelson and Mark Lee! (:
Gordon Blue soon if I get my 10 per hr job! (:

Picturesss(:

Ahahah! Dono's cui pic!

FOOOOD! Hokkien Mee, Stingray & MY GONG GONG! (: GONE WITH THE WIND! WHOOSSP!

Tad glam, Lin.

Nice effect.

Jolene aka Siao Charbo.

Ivan

Ahmad


10 MULTI-SHOT - 1st take [Failed, edited]

Last 2 shot!


Testing Testing for 10 Multi-shot Take 2
MAS SELAMAT! OMG!


10 MULTI-SHOT TAKE 2 [Successful, no edit]


ROAR, 1st successful shot is naughty, they dun wanna give me the link. ):
Well well,
Time check: 2:44AM
Gonna go somewhr in around Botanical Garden for my British Counsel Human Resource Work Interview tmr at 2.45PM. Anyone call me at 10AM PLEASE! (:

Enjoy &Goodnight Ladies and Gentleman(:

LOVES,
IVY!
PS, Headache, Bodyache and shivering! Freak, no fever plsss! I've got interview tmr!
PSS, Hello new friend.
PSSS, Time to make some changes. (:

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